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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
→ Warren!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
→ Russell!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
→ Annette!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
→ Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
→ Because of all the cheetahs!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
→ On television!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
→ Here come the elephants.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
→ Get a tame one and annoy it!

Tarzan was tired when he came home.

- What have you been doing? - asked Jane.

- Chasing a herd of elephants on vines.

- Really? - said Jane.

- I thought elephants stayed on the ground!

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

- Teacher: Name six wild animals.

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!

- Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?

- Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one!

Why do elephants do well in school?
→ Because they have a lot of grey matter!

- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.

- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
→ Dumbo!

How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
→ Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
→ When it's a baby elephant!

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
→ For light refreshment!

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
→ He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
→ Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
→ Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
→ Take all the matches out first!