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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
→ Raining elephants!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
→ Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why do the elephants have short tails?
→ Because they can't remember long stories!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
→ Out of the way!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
→ Take away it's credit cards!

- My elephants got no trunk?

- How does it smell?

- Terrible!

How do you hire an elephant?
→ Stand it on four bricks!

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
→ Elephanta Claus!

What do elephants sing at christmas?
→ Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
→ An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
→ This is the end of me!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
→ Six weeks old!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
→ To stop getting wet!

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
→ It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!

What do elephants say as a compliment?
→ You look elephantastic!

What is an elephants favourite film?
→ Elephantasia

Who lost a herd of elephants?
→ Big bo peep

What do elephants do in the evenings?
→ Watch elevision!

What do you do with old cannon balls?
→ Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
→ A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
→ Elephantoms!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
→ The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
→ Plenty of room!

How to elephants talk to each other?
→ By 'elephone!