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How do you stop a taliban tank?
→ Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
→ Osama bin Latte

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.

When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says:

- Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.

- You know - said one of the explorers - we should name this place we're hiking through.

- I know - said the second explorer - We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that.

- Okay - said the third - I'll go first. C, eh.

- N, eh.

- D, eh. And that's how they named Canada...

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?
→ Ricky Retardo

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
→ Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What is the Cuban national anthem?
→ Row Your Boat!

What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
→ Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

- Well - said the Englishman:

- I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver.

- I support the Hearts club - said the Scotsman:

- so I'll eat the heart.

- I support Arsenal - said the Irishman:

- but I seem to have lost my appetite.

Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
→ Because it was too cold outside.

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff.

- Why did you do that? - asked the other men.

- We have plenty of fine wine in France - said the man.

Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff.

- Why did you do that? - asked the other men.

- We have plenty of cigars in Cuba - said the Cuban man.

Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff.

- What did you do that for? - asked the French man.

- We have plenty of Cubans in America - answered the American man.

How do you get a German out of the bath?
→ Turn on the water.

What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
→ Rear Admiral!

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them:

- I'm afraid sirs, that we believe your wives were killed in the fire at the department store. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags survived the blaze. Can you identify your wives' handbags from these three found in the store?

The three men all look at the handbags and each one is able to identify one of the handbags as belonging to his wife. With all…

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
→ A milk sheik!

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question.

- God - he said:

- What is heaven like?

God replied:

- Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!

The man looked pleased.

- What is hell like? - he asked.

- Well - he said with a sigh:

- the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the…

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
→ Ethiopia!

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.

American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.

Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.

Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.

Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
→ A new bar

Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman?
→ The one on the motorbike.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
→ Gorillas In The Mist!

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
→ So he could look like his mama.

What does K-mart stand for?
→ Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
→ They are putting in TARGETS!!!