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What is a knight's favourite fish?
→ A swordfish!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
→ eFISHancy!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
→ A Perch!

Where do you go to meet the best fish?
→ It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

How do you post a fish?
→ You send it COD ... or first bass mail

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?
→ Ray!

Why are fish no good at tennis?
→ They don't like to get too close to the net!

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
→ It was just a fluke!

What's the best way to catch a fish?
→ Have someone throw it at you.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
→ A flat fish!

How do you tune a fish?
→ With its scales!

What fish sounds like a telephone?
→ Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.

Where are most fish found?
→ Between the head and the tail!

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
→ Skate!

How do you communicate with a fish?
→ You drop it a line!

Why are fish so gullible?
→ They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
→ The Codfather!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?
→ Salmon-chanted evening!

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
→ Tsardines!

What will Santa bring your fish this Christmas?
→ A scale letrix!

Why are gold fish orange?
→ The water makes them rusty!

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
→ Huckleberry Fin!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
→ Because they have electric 'eels!

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
→ He called the piano tuna!