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What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?
→ Open toad sandals!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
→ Star Warts!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!

Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!

What's a frogs favourite flower?
→ A croakus!

How do frogs die?
→ They kermit suicide!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!

When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's being toad!

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!