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What does a bankrupt frog say?
→ "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

Why are frogs so happy?
→ They eat whatever bugs them!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
→ Rub it, rub it, rub it.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
→ SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?
→ Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Why doesn't Kermit like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog-horn.

What did one frog say to the other?
→ Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What do you call a rich frog?
→ A gold-blooded reptile.

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!

Where do you get frogs' eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!

What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!

What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!

How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!

What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!

What's a toad's favourite sweet?
→ Lollihops!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!

What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!