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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?
→ "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!

What Central American country has the most spooks?
→ Ghosta Rica!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?
→ Because there's no body there!

How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
→ With a scare dryer!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?
→ A sheet in the dark!

- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?

- Student 2: They are?

- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
→ That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
→ Pizza Haunt!

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
→ "Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
→ By scareplane.

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own business, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "Yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice, "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
→ They had just dread-ged the lake.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
→ Moandays.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.

Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
→ On April Ghoul's Day.

What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
→ Spook when you're spooken to.