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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
→ They'll both bite at anything!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
→ He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
→ He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
→ She was the beast of the show!

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
→ She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
→ He had seen a sign saying:

- Uncle Simian Wants You!

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
→ The elevator was broken!

Do Apes kiss?
→ Yes, but never on the first date!

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
→ Apesy daisy!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?
→ Because all his friends shout:

- GO-RILLA!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
→ Dayscare centers

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?
→ A booquet of flowers.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
→ A holy terror.

When do ghosts usually appear?
→ Just before someone screams.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?
→ Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
→ At a ghastly station.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
→ Bamboo.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
→ Hoblin Goblin.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
→ The roller ghosted.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
→ Skelly-vision!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Boo!

- Boo who?

- Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
→ A dead end.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
→ She was trying to get ahead!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
→ He gets pale as a sheet.