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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
→ A banana split!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
→ You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
→ Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
→ He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What gives a gorilla good taste?
→ Four years in an Ivy League school!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
→ I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?
→ The Law of the jungle!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
→ Anything it wants!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
→ Ape Suzettes!

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
→ Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
→ Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'?
→ He cleaned it!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
→ Paul, stop monkeying around!

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
→ As little as possible, dummy!

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
→ Wet!

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
→ A very large bedroom.

If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

How does a Gorilla become another animal?
→ When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
→ Hold up your arm and say:

- Go back, you didn't say 'May I?'

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
→ Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you make a Gorilla float?
→ Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!