Gorilla Agent
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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Apes In World War Two
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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Gorilla Pitcher
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!
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Underpaid Gorillas
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!
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Gorillas' Favorite President
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!
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Gorillas' Favorite Playwright
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
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Gorillas' Favorite Wrestler
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Ape's Diet
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!
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Romantic Gorilla
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!
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Heartsick Ape
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!
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Gorilla Operetta
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
→ Nutty Marietta!
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Gorilla Proverb
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
→ A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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Tipsy Gorilla
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
→ An ape-ricot sour!
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Record Building Jumps
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
→ Fall-adelphia!
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Prudish Gorillas
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
→ The Naked Ape!
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Gorillas' Favorite Author
Which author do the Gorillas love most?
→ John Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
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Gorilla Baseball
Where did the Gorilla play baseball?
→ In the bush leagues, of course!
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Lumberjacks And Gorilla
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
→ Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Cookie Factory Picket
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
→ The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
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Hairy Flyer
What's hairy and flies through the air?
→ Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
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Hairy Underwater Writer
What's black, hairy, and writes under water?
→ A ball-point gorilla!
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Black, Brown And White
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
→ A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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Magilla Gorilla Cross
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
→ It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
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Gorilla Politics
What political party entices most Gorillas?
→ The Treepublican Party!
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Ape Monster's Name
What is the Ape monster's name?
→ Godzilla Gorilla!