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Halloween Makeup
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!
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Bug Bothering Dogs
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!
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Bin Laden's Costume
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.
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Lights Off At Halloween
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
→ The light's witch!
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Dental Hygienist's Treats
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
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Rednecks On Halloween
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
→ Pump-kin!
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Protozoa Halloween
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
→ An amoeboo!
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Burgers And Halloween
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
→ They're used to people 'goblin' them!
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Healthy Halloween Air
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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Bobbing For Apples
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!
Stupid Kids At Halloween
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!
Witches' Halloween Menu
What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!
Favorite Halloween Candy
What is a child's favourite type of Halloween candy?
→ Lots a candy.
Ghost's Halloween Menu
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
→ Hallowieners!
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Zombie Celebration
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
→ They paint the town dead!
Halloween Meets Christmas
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
→ A ghoul Yule!
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Dangerous Trick-Or-Treating
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
→ On the psycho path!
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Grass Skirt Trick-Or-Treaters
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
→ Because it was Hulaween!
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Halloween Meets Independence Day
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
→ The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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Party Guest List
- Girl 1: Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?
- Girl 2: Sure. The more, the scarier!
Birds Say Trick-Or-Tweet
What do birds say on Halloween?
→ Trick-or-tweet!
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Fishermen On Halloween
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
→ Trick-or-trout!
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Spoon Costume
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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Clock And Bird Costume
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
→ It was for 'tick or tweet'!
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Undercover Agent Costume
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
- Are you here as a ghost? - asked his friends.
- No, I'm an undercover agent.