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- I want a hair cut please.

- Certainly, which one!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
→ Wavy!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?
→ A good vacuum cleaner!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
→ Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why was the lady's hair angry?
→ Because she was always teasing it.

How can you avoid falling hair?
→ Get out of the way.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
→ On clipper ships.

For what person do all men take off their hats?
→ The barber.

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
→ A clip joint.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
→ A bald man.

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

- Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

- Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good?

- Barber: It's on the same old head.

- Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?

- Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald?

- Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
→ A monster with an all-over perm.

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

- No, - said Mom.

- It's glue.

- I thought so - said Janet.

- I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
→ When your bald!

Why did the bald man go outside?
→ To get some fresh hair!

- Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?

- Yes, here is a paper bag!

- Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

- Customer: No.

- Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

- My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

- How come?

- When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.