Guest
Lincoln's Walk To School
- Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
- Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!
Latest
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Guest
The 20th President
- Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
- No, we were never introduced!
Guest
Washington's Test Results
- How did you do in your tests?
- I did what George Washington did!
- What was that?
- Went down in history!
Guest
Failed History Again
- You've failed history again!
- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!
Guest
Covered Wagon Pioneers
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Guest
Liberty Bell Donor
- Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
- Must have been a duck family.
- A duck family?
- Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
Guest
Napoleon At Forty-One
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
→ A year older on his birthday!
Guest
Columbus's Sleeping Crew
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!
Guest
Paul Revere's Horse
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
→ Giddy up horsey!
Guest
Spanish Galleons
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!
Guest
History Teachers' Get-Together
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!
Guest
Teacher Like History
- My teacher reminds me of history.
- She's always repeating herself!
Guest
Learning Ancient History
- I'm learning ancient history?
- So am I, let's go for a walk and talk over old times!
Guest
Magna Carta Signing
Where was the Magna Carta signed?
→ At the bottom!
Guest
Queen Elizabeth's First Act
What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
→ Sat down!
Guest
Henry VIII's Wives
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
→ He liked to chop and change!
Guest
Black Prince's Father
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince?
→ Old King Coal!
Guest
Chiropodist King
What famous chiropodist ruled England?
→ William the Corn-cutter!
Guest
Fireplace King
What English King invented the fireplace?
→ Alfred the grate!
Guest
Arthur's Tired Army
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
→ When they had lots of sleepless knights!
Guest
Camelot's Fame
What was Camelot famous for?
→ It's knight life!
Guest
What Was Camelot
What was Camelot?
→ A place where people parked their camels!
Guest
Arthur's Favorite Game
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!
Round Table Inventor
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
→ Sir Circumference!
Guest
Arthur's Round Table
Why did Arthur have a round table?
→ So no one could corner him!