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What do you call the horse than lives next door?
→ A neighbour!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
→ A hoarse horse!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
→ A zebra!

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?
→ A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
→ Fiddler on the hoof!

What disease do horses fear most?
→ Hay Fever!

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
→ Stop beating a dead hearse!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
→ I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
→ I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
→ Jockey and Jill!

How much money did the bronco have?
→ Only a buck!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
→ Start off with a large fortune!

How do you lead a horse to water?
→ With lots of carrots.

How do you hire a horse?
→ Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you go about hiring a horse?
→ Try two pairs of stilts!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
→ He tried to stirrup some interest!

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
→ Major Bumsore

- Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?

- Horse: Sure!

- Girl: What do you call it?

- Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
→ They had to pay the jockey overtime!

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
→ The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
→ He still lacked common and horse!

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
→ He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
→ He fell in love with the Grand National winner!