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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
→ He was a rough rider!

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
→ Because it gets you nowhere!

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
→ Both are food from aloft!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
→ They're always switching their tails!

Why is horse racing so romantic?
→ Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
→ Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

Why is an egg like a young horse?
→ Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?
→ They both begin a trip at the post!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
→ Because he was often scratched!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
→ Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the horse miss the joust?
→ He had the knight off!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
→ To change his jockeys.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
→ Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
→ He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
→ He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why are clouds like jockeys?
→ Because they hold the reins!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
→ They have to tow the line!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
→ An exhorsist!

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
→ The psycho-path!

Where do you take a sick horse?
→ To the Horspital!

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
→ In the bridle suite!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?
→ In the Sir Lance Lot

When does a horse neigh?
→ Whinny wants to!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
→ The ground!