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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?
→ A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
→ A horses shadow!

What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner?
→ A co-pile-it!

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?
→ Ralph Neighder!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
→ An Appaloosa!

What is the strongest animal?
→ A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
→ One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
→ A tale of whoa!

What is horse sense?
→ Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What is a thespian pony?
→ A little horse play!

What is a jockey's motto?
→ Put your money where your mount is!

What is a horses favourite TV show?
→ Neeeebours

What is a horses favourite kind of party?
→ A stall ball.

What is a horse's favourite sport?
→ Stable tennis!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?
→ A horse with his eyes closed!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
→ Business kept falling off!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
→ It bucked!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?
→ It made him shy!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?
→ Two bits!

What goes "Clip"?
→ A one legged horse!

What equine likes to cut in line?
→ A sawhorse!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?
→ Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
→ Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
→ Grow old!

What do you give a sick horse?
→ Cough stirrup.