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How did the rainbow know is was lost?
→ It was a clear day

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?
→ Your pants are on backwards

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes

What is the opposite of a cold front?
→ A warm back

How is snow white?
→ Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
→ To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
→ They are dizzy

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
→ Rock and Roll

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?
→ It is a breeze

Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather?
→ They are too busy studying comets and meteors

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
→ In a high pressure cell

Why did the tornado get arrested?
→ For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice.
Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink - ordering a Tornado on the rocks.
This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra…

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?
→ You are really blowing a lot of hot air

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
→ Thunderstorms

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?
→ To Chicago

The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month.
Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.

It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?
→ UCLA.

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

- Hey, what's the weather like out there?

- I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears.

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.