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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
→ Ball lightning

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
→ To make heat lightning

How do rain drops marry?
→ They coalesce

How did the hail stone describe it's life?
→ It really has a lot of ups and downs

What game do tornadoes like to play?
→ Twister

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?
→ Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?
→ They crack up

Why did the updraft get pulled over?
→ It was speeding in a high shear zone

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
→ Hurricanes with cataracts

How do hurricanes see?
→ With one eye

What did the hail storm say to the roof?
→ Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?
→ Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
→ Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
→ So they can see where they are going

Why did the weather want privacy?
→ It was changing

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
→ Diving

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
→ It is a no spin zone

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
→ It burns too easily