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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
→ A witch in soggy trainers.

What do you call a witch with one leg?
→ Eileen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
→ Ivy.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
→ So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
→ With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What has handles and flies?
→ A witch in a garbage can.

How do witches lose weight?
→ They join weight witches.

What happens if you see twin witches?
→ You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?
→ Spelling.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
→ Because she couldn't spell properly.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch?
→ She's forecasting sunny spells.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
→ She was having Disney spells.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
→ She was ex-spelled.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
→ Steal her saucer.

What do you call two witches who share a room?
→ Broom-mates.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
→ To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father?
→ An orphan.

- Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies?

- Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
→ To keep her head warm.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
→ I mist you.

What are the hottest days during summer?
→ Sun-days

What did the tornado say to the car?
→ 'You wanna go for a spin?'

What is hail?
→ Hard boiled rain!

It only rains twice a year in Seattle:
August through April and May through July.

- How did you find the weather on your vacation?

- I just went outside and there it was!