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Woodworm and Chair
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!
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Maggot Chat-Up
What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
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Worm and Goat
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!
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Glow Worm and Beer
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!
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Unhappy Glow Worm
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!
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Glow Worm Song
What's a glow worms favourite song?
→ Wake me up before you glow glow!
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Happy Glow Worm
How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
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Worm Ends
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
→ Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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Worms on Noah's Ark
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
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Maggot in Apple
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one!
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Earwig Falling
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?
→ Ear we go!
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Hearing Wig
What kind of wig can hear?
→ An earwig!
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Earwig Problems
Why don't other bugs like earwigs?
→ Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
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Defining Caterpillar
What is the definition of a caterpillar?
→ A worm in a fur coat!
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Caterpillar New Year
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
→ Turns over a new leaf!
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Cat Sleeping
What does a cat go to sleep on?
→ A caterpillow!
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Unsupported Pillar
What pillar doesn't need holding up?
→ A caterpillar!
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Lovely Pair of Legs
What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
→ You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs....!
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Centipede Chicken Cross
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
→ Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
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Late Centipede
Why was the centipede late?
→ Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
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Fifty Legs
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
→ Half a centipede!
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Worse Than Toothache
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!
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Centipede Football Team
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
→ He took too long to put his boots on!
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Clonking Centipede
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg!
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Legless Grasshopper
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!