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Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes!

How do you make a butterfly?
→ Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

What do insects learn at school?
→ Mothmatics!

Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
→ A morese-quito!

What is the most religious insect?
→ A mosque-ito!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
→ Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!

What is a mosquito's favourite sport?
→ Skin-diving!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
→ The Masked-quito!

What did one firefly say to the other?
→ Got to glow now!

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
→ The one in the sugar bowl!

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready steady glow!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
→ They where playing for the cup!

Why did the fly fly?

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
→ A firefly with a short circuit!

Which fly makes films?
→ Stephen Speilbug!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
→ A firefly with a short circuit!