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How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What insect runs away from everything?
→ A flee!

What is the most faithful insect?
→ A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says:

- Tear along the dotted line

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
→ Start from scratch!

What to you call a Russian flea?
→ A Moscow-ito!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
→ One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

How do you start an insect race?
→ One, two, flea - go

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
→ Bugs Bunny!

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
→ An aero-drone!

What does a bee say before it stings you?
→ This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
→ Because they kept droning on and on!

What do bees chew?
→ Bumble gum!

Where do bees go on holiday?
→ Stingapore!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
→ Beacuse of the honey combs!

Why did the bees go on strike?
→ Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What does the bee Santa Claus say?
→ Ho hum hum!

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
→ A humdred!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
→ A hum dinger!

What's a bees favourite novel?
→ The Great Gats-bee!

What TV station do bees watch?
→ Bee bee c one!