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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
→ If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
→ A spinning wheel!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What is a spiders favourite TV show?
→ The newly web game!

What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!

What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What did the spider say to the fly?
→ We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!

What is life like for a wood worm?
→ Boring!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
→ Because they're wrigleys!

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
→ Where in earth have you been!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
→ It has a blue light!