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Why are mosquitoes annoying?
→ Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
→ Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
→ A bite-time story.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
→ Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?
→ The dragon-fly.

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes.

How do you make a moth bawl?
→ Hit him with a fly swatter.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
→ Fly past flea.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
→ An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready, steady, glow!

- Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.

- Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

What is the wasps' favorite song?
→ Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

Where do you take a sick wasp?
→ To waspital.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
→ Ant-elopers.

What do you call a stupid ant?
→ Antwerp.

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant?
→ Decadant.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they're full of anty-bodies!

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
→ An antphibian.

- Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

- Girl: My Aunt

- Boy: No, it's an elephant.

- Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

- First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

- Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
→ Ath-fleats!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
→ Milk and honey.