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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
→ Boy do we have problems.

What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website....
→ Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

- Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!

- Look, what more do you want? Blood?

- If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too?

- We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

- Have you got the address of the butter website?

- Yes, but don't spread it around.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
→ He had to start from scratch.

- Did you like www.flower.com?

- Not at first....but it grew on me!

- Did you know pillows have their own website?

- Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
→ If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
→ Internettles.

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
→ Net curtains!

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
→ Spotted click

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
→ The Site-anic.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
→ Oh give it arrest.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
→ Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
→ Click Jagger.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
→ Click Whittington

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
→ Rome.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
→ To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
→ He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Where's Spiderman's home page?
→ On the world wide web.

- Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

- Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet

- Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet

- Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?