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What is the witches motto?
→ We came, we saw, we conjured!

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
→ Don't bite any witches!

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
→ A witch with a blindfold!

What's the witches favourite pop group?
→ Broomski Beat!

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
→ By her suntan!

Where did the witch get her furniture?
→ From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What is a witch's favourite TV show?
→ Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Is it good to drink witch's brew?
→ Yes, it's very newt tricious!

- How do you manage to stay in shape?

- I get a lot of hexercise.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
→ Steven Spellberg!

What does an Australian witch ride on?
→ A broomerang!

Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?
→ She kept trying to poach her ideas.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
→ 'Voodoo like to dance with me?'

- My, hasn't your little girl grown?

- Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

- Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister?

- Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards?

- No I wouldn't.

- No, well nor will she.

- What's your new boyfriend like?

- He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
→ She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!

'Owl be seeing you later.'

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
→ By witchful thinking.

What did the young witch say to her mother?
→ Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
→ Gnomelettes.

How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
→ A fresh air freak.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?
→ Because there's no point in it.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
→ A witch in a minefield.