Sport Jokes

Where do footballers dance?
→ At a football!

What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!

Why are football players never asked for dinner?
→ Because they're always dribbling!

Who won the race between two balls of string?
→ They were tied!

What stories are told by basketball players?
→ Tall stories!

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
→ They prefer cricket matches!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
→ All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Which football team loves ice-cream?
→ Aston Vanilla!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
→ Both do hat tricks!