Sport Jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
→ Ince pies!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
→ Jog-raphy!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
→ Because education pays off in the long run!

How does a physicist exercise?
→ By pumping ion!

What's tennis players favourite city?
→ Volley wood!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
→ Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
→ They tend to go cheep!

- Ref: I'm sending you off

- Player: What for?

- Ref: The rest of the match!

When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!