Sport Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
→ Paul gas coin!

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
→ Somebody took a corner!

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
→ Cold Trafford!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
→ The scenter spot!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
→ He makes a swish!

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
→ The police.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
→ Studying their Miranda Rights.

Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
→ No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.