Sport Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?
→ Ketchup baseball!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
→ A fastball - a sizzler.

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?
→ 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
→ It's PAN-demonium!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?
→ How the meaty have fallen!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
→ Rink injustice!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
→ Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?
→ He throws four meatballs!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
→ They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

- Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.

- Big Brother: Why?

- Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!