Sport Jokes

The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga

Will He Win? by Betty Wont

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
→ Play ball.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, "I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms."

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.

After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.

"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

"What on earth do you mean???"

"Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was:

Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, 'What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!'

One of the blondes looks up and says, 'Yeah, but you've got a driver!'

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
→ She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
→ She was run over by the zambonis machine.