School

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

- Teacher: Where would you find an elephant?

- Pupil: You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!

- Teacher: Name six wild animals.

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!

- Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?

- Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one!

Why do elephants do well in school?
→ Because they have a lot of grey matter!

- Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant.

- Bert: Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
→ Dumbo!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
→ One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

- Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!

- Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

- Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?

- Teacher: But your parents don't have a computer.

- Pupil: Exactly!