School

What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?
→ Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

- Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?

- Pupil: A pear.

- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

- Cook: There is.

- Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.

- Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

"And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

"Butter."

"I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary.

"No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

How do the fish get to school?
→ By octobus!