Political Jokes

What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?
→ She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?
→ US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.

A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"

Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"

She turns a little red and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think you should even be suggesting something like that. I will come back when you are ready to order from the MENU!"

As she walks away Gore leans over and says, "Bill, its pronounced quiche".

What is Monica's favorite chinese food?
→ Cream of sum young guy.

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
→ The pool table in the oval office!

The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting more women on his staff.

Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?
→ So the sailors can see their air force!

Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?
→ To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!