Political Jokes

Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
→ It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
→ He turned into Hillary!

What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
→ They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
→ If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
→ Heredity.

Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
→ Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
→ The United States of America!

How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
→ Trying to save both faces.

If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?
→ Who cares!

Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
→ Because it hasn't got a prayer.