Political Jokes

What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
→ A police lineup.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
→ Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
→ Handcuffs.

What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
→ A noose.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They like to keep him in the dark!

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.

They're called "The Johnson Years".

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.

Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
→ Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!