Political Jokes

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
→ When he's sworn in.

Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
→ Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To tax the chicken.

Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
→ Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
→ If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks.
Who is saved?
→ The United States of America.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
→ Chelsea.

Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
→ So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.