Medicine

Hair Disorders by Dan Druff

My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty

What can save a dying blonde?
→ Hair transplants.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
→ She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?
→ Acupuncture.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
→ "Is it mine?"

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
→ Her IQ goes up!

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.

"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."

"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."

She says, "It's ceramic tile."

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.

"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.