Medicine

What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth?
→ No make-up.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
→ She sneezes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
→ The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

What do you give a sick bird?
→ Tweetment!

- Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

- Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?

- Hide the tiddley winks.

- Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.

- Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.

- Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.