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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts."
"Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
A mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
→ He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying, "In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles."
Josh wrote back, "To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either."
- Teacher: Fred, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- Fred: I is . . .
- Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."
- Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.
"I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred."
"But you can't write," Mom pointed out.
"That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.
