Kids Jokes

What's the definition of a school report?
→ A poison pen letter from the principal.

Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?
→ Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Czech

- Czech who?

- Czech before you open the door!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cyril

- Cyril who?

- Cyril thing - no imitations here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cyprus

- Cyprus who?

- Cyprus the bell!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cy

- Cy who?

- Cy'n on the botton line!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cynthia

- Cynthia who?

- Cynthia you been away I missed you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cymbals

- Cymbals who?

- Cymbals have horns and others don't!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Curry

- Curry who?

- Curry me back home will you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Curly

- Curly who?

- Curly Q!