Monster Versus Mouse
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
Where do space monsters live?
→ In far distant terror-tory.
Where do you find monster snails?
→ On the end of monsters fingers.
How do you stop a monster from smelling?
→ Cut off his nose.
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?
→ A bigger target.
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
→ "Pleased to eat you!"
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
→ He was exceeding the feed limit!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!
What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
→ Prankenstein!
How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
→ "Once upon a slime . . ."