Kids Jokes

- Girl Monster 1: I hear you've met the perfect guy.

- Girl Monster 2: Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
→ They both have empty heads.

What do young female monsters do at parties?
→ They go around looking for edible bachelors!

- First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

- Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.

- 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days?

- 2nd Monster: He's at medical school.

- 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying?

- 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?
→ Because he had been told to ice it.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?
→ The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
→ More ice cream!

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him?
→ Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?
→ On their warts.