Underwear Knock Knock
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Underwear.
- Underwear who?
- Underwear my baby is tonight?
Random joke from this category
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Underwear.
- Underwear who?
- Underwear my baby is tonight?
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.
What are baby witches called?
→ Halloweenies.
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
→ She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
→ Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
What is a baby bee?
→ A little humbug.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa.
What do baby pythons play with?
→ Rattle-snakes.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?
→ Stop crying and viper your nose.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
→ She left him out in the sun too long.