Food Jokes

- This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.

- That's funny. It's from the same fish.

- There's something wrong with my hot dogs.

- Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.

- That crust on the apple pie was too tough.

- That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

- I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.

- They are. She couldn't cook either.

- I didn't order this.

- I know, but your meal tastes worse.

- How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

- Well, you know how slow turtles are.

- How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up?

- They're afraid to eat here.

- Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu?

- No, we clean our menus regularly.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert.

- So that's where they go to in the winter.

- Waiter, waiter, there's a hand in my soup.

- That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl.