Food Jokes

- Hey, there's a fly in my soup!

- Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

- Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?

- Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

- Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

- Look at who they have to serve.

- What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

- Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

- Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.

- It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.

- Waiter, please close the window.

- Why, is there a draft?

- Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

- May I please have a glass of water?

- Why, are you thirsty?

- No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

- Could I have a glass of water?

- To drink?

- No, I want to rinse out a few things.

- Why is this sandwich half eaten?

- I didn't have time to finish it.

- Why don't you have doggie bags?

- That would be cruelty to animals.