Food Jokes

- Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.

- It must have been in a fight, sir.

- Then bring me the winner.

- I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

- Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup.

- Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites!

- Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

- So laugh, sir.

What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
→ The waiter.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
→ Have you ever heard anyone complaining of an elephant in their soup?

- Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?

- Oh, that one? He comes here every night.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager!

- It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

- Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.