Food Jokes

- Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?

- 1st customer: I'll have tea.

- 2nd customer: Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!

(Waiter exits, returns)

- Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

- Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

What is a vampire's favourite soup?
→ Scream of mushroom!

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
→ Neck-tarines.

- First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

- Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
→ Gravi-tea!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?
→ A fangfurther.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
→ Great food but no atmosphere.

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."