Food Jokes

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
→ An ant's mouth!

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
→ Is that your final ant, sir!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?
→ A jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?
→ A lardvark!

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
→ A thyme machine.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
→ A big mac.

- Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!

- Has the computer stopped working?

- No, but there's a lot of crackling.

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

- Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?

- Certainly, Sir!

- Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!