Food Jokes

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
→ With a Crowbar!!!!!

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?"

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China.
Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...

How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
→ Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!